Today is the day that I stalk my professors and uncover their deepest and darkest secrets. So strap in and enjoy the ride down memory lane of Professor Abdoney and Professor Teaff’s lives. We will begin by exposing Professor Abdoney. Professor Abdoney’s name is Mary M. Abdoney. Mary Abdoney was born in 1977 in a place that is located somewhere in Florida. Professor Abdoney attended H.B. Plant High School from 1991 t0 1995. After high school she went to the University of Florida and got her B.A. in Anthropology. From 1999 to 2001 she went to the University of South Florida for graduate school to earn a Master in Arts, Library, and Information science. In 2006 she began to work at Washington and Lee University which is why this is one of the best liberal arts colleges in the United States. In 2008 she meets Ned Norland online and they begin a romantic relationship, ooooh la la. In 2013 Ned and Mary get Wed and they tie the knot making it official!! Then in 2015 they welcome their baby Emmet into the world of Lexington. My final report on Professor Abdoney’s life is that she and Emmet are dealing with Covid 19 in 2020. I know that they both will make the most of the situation and I know that she is helping Emmet with online school and that they will both beat this pandemic!
For her political stance she seems to be liberal. She is not a fan of the gender gap and the privilege that comes with being a white upper class male. I noticed that from her twitter profile that she follows a good number of fellow librarians. This librarian cult is definitely one of her filter bubbles but it is one that is healthy and comfortable for her, so I don’t see any particular issue with it. The other bubble that I find her in is the one of feline tendencies. Despite what you may think of her being married to the amazing Ned, she is a TOTAL cat lady. If I am not mistaken but she has had 11 cats over the course of her internet presence. Some have been named after bands while other have been named after famous jazz artists. Mary Abdoney is a cat lady liberal who stands up for what she believes is right, and isn’t afraid to speak her mind about how patriarchy stenches the world around us.
Now if you thought I was done being the creeper that I am you are surely mistaken. Professor Teaff, I sure hope you didn’t think I forgot about you. Elizabeth Anne Teaff was born in 1974 in a location that I can sadly not disclose. In 2011 Elizabeth Anne Teaff graduated from Fulton Montgomery Community College. From here I believe she continued her education at multiple institutions. She studied at the State University of New York in Potsdam, University of South Carolina, and Virginia Commonwealth University. She has worked at Washington and Lee since 2006 and grew up not too far away in Roanoke Virginia. She graduated from USC in 2006 and then got into some sort of relationship in 2008 I believe. I can’t really tell who this relationship was with unfortunately.
Professor Teaff seems to have more of a private footprint on the internet. In our source “https://www.huffingtonpost.com/eric-sheninger/your-digital-footprint-ma_b_8930874.html” it talks about the digital footprint and I can easily say that Professor Teaff has a very small digital footprint when compared to Professor Abdoney. For political beliefs I have to go with Professor Teaff being liberal due to her voting and being a supporter of the pride movement. She is a proud Virginian and her teaching at Washington and Lee is the second and final thing that makes Washington and Lee University one of the best liberal arts colleges in the United States.
Both of these professors are conscious when it comes to leaving a digital footprint and I really enjoyed learning more about them in this dark and mysterious way hehe!
Until next time,
The Jo Foon Journal
